HMFT after I run with the bulls

HMFT after I lift these weights

HMFT after i lose this championship

HMFT after my head is lit on fire and I am too high on drugs

HMFT after a bull picks me up by the jaw

HMFT after a bull picks me up by the jaw (/r/holdmyfeedingtube)

HMFT after I bring my whole family on my motorbike

HMFT after I walk up to a lion

HMFT after I get hauled by a U-Haul

HMFT after I try to be A Matador

HMFT after I cross the road in a wheelchair

HMFT after I try to steal this handbag