The worst thing about prison was the dementors

Myiasis of the ear. This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

The best thing about having perky tittys is wearing no bra #nobraclub

The best thing about having a male roommate is the creampies

The best thing about having a curvy woman, is getting to fondle

The worst part about having an Instagram model girlfriend is

The worst part about having swap powers is your horny friend

This is the first thing you see in the morning. What do you do?

The worst part about having possession powers is that my roommate

The worst part about having possession powers is that my roommate

Being braless is the best thing about having petite tits

Being braless is the best thing about having petite tits