Do you wish you could help me with my morning wood?

Help me chop this morning wood

Come help me take care of this morning wood

Who’s going to help take care of my morning wood?

Help me chop my morning wood

[M4F] Step Sis offers to help with my obvious morning wood

Any volunteers that can help with my morning wood?

Need some help with my morning wood

Time to chop down morning wood

Need help getting rid of this morning wood 😅

I need help with my morning wood

Morning wood sucks, wanna help me out? ;p