You get a text from your wife while you're at work. "Hey bud

You don’t send just because I tell you to. You send because

You used to think you're straight. You used to think you're pretty.

You just found a magic book that let you turn me into whatever

You thought it was just a joke when the Succubus said if you

You're such a nice guy🥰 You keep getting friendzoned. You

You wanted a porno with your girlfriend, a friend tells you he

You were just a homeless beggar seeking gracious people to give

You were out shopping with your mum when you noticed a perv following

You are just a sextoy! You have always been wondering why your

You called and called so she would come pick you up from the

You called and called so she would come pick you up from the