Can they even get any better than these?

If I could be any Pokemon, I think I'd be a Squirtle 💦🤭🔊

They can get really soft, or really wet 💦

I don't know if they could be any perkier

Not sure a loser like you should even be looking my way. But

Not sure a loser like you should even be looking my way. But

Not sure a loser like you should even be looking my way. But

They don’t need to be big if it can get the job done

They don’t need to be big if it can get the job done

I’m not sure if I could get any harder

It’d be nice if they could get sucked all night long

If you can get your nose in I'll let you sniff it as long as