Your boss gave you a bunch of extra work to do on your anniversary,

Thought I was gonna tape her getting fucked, but she ended up

Thought I was gonna have a date tonight but she canceled. Here’s

Upvote if you’d be nervous to leave me alone with your significant

Thought I was gonna get some dick and then go to class but after

You thought it was a bad idea for your daughter to work for your

YOUR BULLY TOLD YOU YOUR MOM SUCKS HIS DICK ALL THE TIME. NOT

Your bully is humiliating and fucking your gf in your birthday

Bet you thought I was gonna be naked

You thought it was a smart idea to send your sister to convince

You thought you won when your bully ex was your gf… but she

You had a huge crush on Emily Willis and planned to ask her out