original post: https://redd.it/q47a5o
That's why we invented tools.
IrrationalMadness by MichaellZ
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Are you bored stuck at home? Why not look at my boobs for a bit?
Getting fucked by a toy while tickling my colon with a slink
'This' is why circumcision was invented
I had to shoo the sheepdog away because he thought DMing me certain
Why Slo-mo Was Invented
Why don't you join me and rinse me off?
Why not drop em out?
This is why we all love the upskirt fetish
The reason why his friends always decide on our place for game
Dad told me not to mess around with his tools. Now I see why.
Why so much fluid?
"You fucker! I didn't hear about nnngh! N..nYlon!" I grunted