When it's been a long day and there's nobody here to fuck me

It’s been too long since I’ve been dp’d (fm)

It’s been too long since we posted!

No matter how many times I find myself locked up, still struggle

It started as a drunk accident but she kept going back to him.

It’s been too long since someone had seen me topless. Glad

It's been too long since I gave ya'll some new #ballbusting content

It's been too long, Reddit. Maybe this will start to make up

It's been too long since last time I pushed something up my ass.

When it comes to flatulence, there is no country more renowned

When’s the last time you’ve had sex? It’s been too long

What girls do when it's been too long xD