original post: https://redd.it/q1uza7
HMFT after I ride a scooter
holdmyfeedingtube by No-Preparation4473
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HMFT After another driver goes through a red light
HMFT after this cool scooter trick
HMFT after I take this ice skate to the throat
HMFT after I get hauled by a U-Haul
HMFT after I try to be A Matador
HMFT After I cross this road without looking
HMFT after I climb this telephone pole
HMFT after I deliver this mail
HMFT after I take a sloppy Death Valley Driver off a roof, intending
HMFT after I don’t get promoted and go for a joy ride
HMFT after I get yeeted off this scooter
HMFT after I scooter down this flight of stairs