One knuckle away from fisting myself...

I am one ride away from a good mood

One thread away from a staring contest

One string away from a staring contest

One string away from an eating contest

One string away from a staring contest

One string away from a staring contest

One string away from an all you can eat buffet [f]

One string away from an all you can eat buffet

One string away from a staring contest you won’t win

One string away from a staring contest you won’t win:)

One string away from a staring contest you won’t win:)