did you expect me to be packing this much? <3

When I ask my goon buds over, this is what I expect from them

No homo gooner, you didn’t expect to lose the size bet to a

My straight goon bud came over wearing a blonde wig as a joke…

I love the reaction my big ass dick gets when people first see

You goon for a reason. What’d you expect

Come on, bud. You can't show up to our goon session looking all

My roomate wanted to try gooning, I was down to try something

how I expect my goon bro to thank me after I let him move in

Do you really expect me to believe that these asses aren’t

What I expect from you after confessing I've been gooning and

Didn’t know what to expect when my roommate said to meet in