Chocolate may not melt in your hand but it can still get plenty

ass - I can't twerk but I can still jiggle my cellulite [f]

I may not have a pocket watch but I can still hypnotise you.

"I may not be six foot tall but I'm still hotter than every supermodel

My boobs may not be double D's, but I think I still deserve your

My boobs may not be double D's, but I think I still deserve your

My tits may not be double D's, but I think I still deserve your

I may not be great at Smash bros, but I'm great at smashing bros

My tits may not be double D's but I think I still deserve your

My boobs may not be double D's but I think I still deserve your

I may not have hair to pull but we can still get rough

I may not be a teen anymore, but I've still got it 😉