we all wish we were the bottom 😍

Wish we were together right now 💋

Each year we get the horny people of Philly together in a hotel

if we were coworkers, would you meet me in the break room for

We all know that every Iggy Azalea concert ends the same way:

wish we were snowed in together

We got 13 loads in a hotel room together ;)

If You Found This Transgender Beauty In Your Hotel Room Bath...

I wish we were all rose-colored too 😏💝

We fucked on every piece of furniture in the hotel room had 😈

At a work conference all week & these lonely nights in the hotel

Wish you were all watching me in person while he's at work