original post: https://redd.it/py6m45
When you tryna be nice to your friend so you pump their benign cyst
Wellthatsucks by txhrow1
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When you take a shower with your friend but get horny half way
Sooner or later, you'll finally admit to your friend that you're
When you're late to meet your friends because you were masturbating
You lent your wife to your friend so he could experience married
You (my long time best friend)) always told me about how incredible
This is what happens when you say something nice to me
if you will be nice to me, you can replace that cock
Your girl had never done anal with you because she found it degrading
My mouth is the best pocket pussy you could ask for, especially
Let's spend Christmas together and you'll be up to your balls