original post: https://redd.it/pv96cp
This is why your girlfriend prefers a guy like me
SayNoToWhiteboys by thedongkinger
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This is why your girlfriend always smells like my cum
This is why your girlfriend loves the mall so much
This is why your mom is so popular among your friends
This is why my girl prefers BBC
This is why my best friend secretly inlove with me.
This is why your wife begs me to cum in her.
This is why your house remodel is taking forever
This is how your cum would drip out of me
This is why your girlfriend is not answering her calls
This is why I always prefer dresses
This is why everybody loves to go shopping with me