original post: https://redd.it/aylunn
Don't get into a public bar fight unless you're prepared to lose your thong
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Your mind was racing as you walked in. Your mistress made you
Don't come over after a date unless you're ready to be bent over
Don't get married unless you are willing to pass your wife around
Don't tease me unless you’re going to please me
don’t tease a little elf with a hot tits unless you’re going
You WISH I’d even go near your cock don’t you cuck? Unless
You're about to lose your virginity… are you ready?