It's not cheating if you don't suck on it

It's not cheating if, it's part of your job description

It's not cheating if you're not there ...Regardless of why that

It's not a sex toy, it's your dick

It's not cheating if I tried to stop your house from getting

It's not gay if it's my own dick right?

It’s not nude… but can you use your imagination?

Believe it or not,I was going to make your dick hard!!

She thought it was just a sex toy, but it was so much more! This

It's not morning sex, but it will do

It’s not incest, just a birthday gift!

It’s not right?!