your sister brought her new boyfriend home aka your new boss.

Are you and your friends going to take turns sliding into me?

You and your mom are on vacation. After coming out of the restroom

You and your gf went on a trip

POV: you asked me to sit on your face!

If I tie you and your significant other up, and make them watch

My man was so bummed he couldn't get off work to watch this night

Finally off work. Now it’s play time

You find your little boy on your bed like this moaning your name

POV Your bully takes you and your wife to an arcade and owns

POV: you tell your stepmom you’re hungry

POV: you and your best friend place another bet on gaming- winner