HMFT after I fail at robbing a store

HMFT after I run across the road without looking

HMFT after a bull picks me up by the jaw (/r/holdmyfeedingtube)

HMFT after I slip from on top of a dried up waterfall

HMFT after I get stabbed in a street fight.

HMFT after I got shot in the face while taking photos with loaded

HMFT after I crash into this rally car.

HMFT after I try to steal this handbag

HMFT after I take a sloppy Death Valley Driver off a roof, intending

HMFT after driver runs me over twice and then walks away

HMFT after (Different Angle) I get my goods stolen after being

HMFT after I don't defend myself when this dude picks up a stick/pole/bat-like