Never too early to say merry christmas.

Despite your asshole professor failing you on every assignment,

You came home early from college to a sight you will never forget!

I can never pay too much attention to those bouncing tits, or

It's never too early for dessert

It’s never too early to have some pussy

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely

It's never too early to suck a cock

It's never too early for a good splash

Early morning fucks never get old with my step-son...

It’s never too early to touch yourself

It’s never too early for a big ass