It's not a great goal like you're used to, but I thought it was

Shake it once that's fine, Shake it twice that's okay, Shake

In case you're wondering why your wife walks funny on Saturdays...

Your asshole face tells me you're a virgin loser, I don't need

you better be sure your wife is not nearby to watch this

This ass will cost you your marriage but I know you´ll risk

If you’re smaller than 6 inches out it away and get it locked

Should I keep her locked in chastity forever ?

Do you think you have what it takes to keep up with an athlete

You found this on your wife’s phone…sent to your asshole

you're going to have to do your best to handle this kitty

it goes without saying why you need me as your wife, all you