Maybe this is why she’s horny today

My second favorite way to start the day. Maybe this is why I'm

this is why i love sunrises so much (18f)

if u see me waddling around this is why

if u see me waddling around this is why

If your waiting for a sign this is it

Maybe this is why I take so long in the shower.

Maybe this is why I kept getting kicked out of the gym...

If your wife didn't text you something sexy today, i will

If your wife doesn’t send you photos/videos, I will..

If your wife doesn’t send you photos/videos, I will..

If your wife doesn’t send you photos/videos, I will..