And you were thinking Gardenscapes was lying in its ads... I

You wish you were the paper.

And you were the third?

You were the bully jock in high school. You were captain of the

The classic Cocksucking Championship series. Had the original

The crowd kept growing bigger and bigger watching your sister

You thought you were the hottest shit coming onto campus. You

You wish you were the one getting the video don't you

You were incredibly smart but very stupid too. You invented a

[F4M] We were best friends and you were like a brother to me.

Would I have to stand up If I was sitting on your face and you

“Hey, where are you going?” I ask desperately. We’d been