Your friend sent a dick pic asking if it looked good. “No homo

"Yep. You're right. I'm not straight. I'm a stupid sissy for

Totally 100% straight!

Just a regular straight dude

"I'm still straight... just... sometimes i like to suck cock.

I'm straight.... Unless..

Look at you, Whiteboi. You aint straight 🤣

My straight friends always tell me they’d rail me

Still straight! 🤣

You bet your straight roommate that he wouldn't be able to resist

At least your priorities are straight

Roommate helps you figure out if you are straight or not