What would we call this on the Richter scale?

When Masturbation Maniac Malena Morgan Speaks Of The Craziest

0.24 on the Richter Scale

on the way home I was very horny and masturbated on the hood,

Do you think this drop would register on the Richter scale?

A drop that could register on the Richter scale

Measures On The Richter Scale

Today, the Bang Bros website released a new video featuring Candy

This assquake is a 10.0 on the Richter Scale

Rank this Earthquake on the Richter scale

6.9 Ass Earthquake on the Richter scale 😉😝

Wonder what this would rank on the Richter scale…