Guess I didn’t get the one thing I wanted for Christmas 🎄💕

Guess I didn’t get the one thing I wanted for Christmas 🎄

The best part? The dumbest of the crackers refuse to wear masks—

The one thing this blasian can show you, that Harvard cant 🤭😘

The one thing this blasian can show you, that Harvard cant 🤭😘

The one thing this blasian can show you, that Harvard cant 🤭😘

The only thing better than the way my grool catches the light

The one thing I learned in school is that getting A’s isn’t

The one thing this blasian can show you, that Harvard cant 🤭😘

The car wasn’t the only thing I took for a ride 💦

The one thing about cuckolding is that you can never have too

The one thing this blasian can show you, that Harvard cant 🤭😘