May I have a seat?

may I have a seat here? :)

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

This chubby ass needs a seat, may I borrow your face or dick?

Excuse me, may I use your face as my seat?

Excuse me, you face looks so comfortable... May I seat?

Excuse me, may I have a seat?

Excuse me, but may I use your face as a seat

May I bounce all this on your lap?

may I take a seat?

Excuse me sir..yes you. May I use your face as a seat

Excuse me, may I take a seat?