Tell your wife you’re going to the hospital for a quick checkup

Tell your wife you have to work tomorrow and come play with me

Tell your wife I got her favorite drink

Tell your wife you'll pick up her grocery list and I'll help

Tell your wife you’re going out of town, then come fuck me

Tell your wife you’re hanging with the boys, and share this

Just tell your wife you are out getting a milkshake!

Tell your wife you're working late. You need to be punished.

Tell your wife you're working late. You need to be punished.

Tell your wife you're working late. You need to be punished.

Just tell your wife your job called you in .. But really come

Just tell your boss you got late cause you had to eat me before