It's not a sausage party, it's a...

It’s not a finished session unless both my holes are filled

It's not a real workout unless you work a big load out of a cock

It's not only the wife who should get to play with this

It's not a vacation until every hole gets used...🍑💦

It’s a matter of time before someone gets a glimpse.

It's not a pool party until I put on a show!

It's not a party unless everybody gets naked & fucks

It’s not like you even want to get out.

It’s not a good day unless I get at least one load on my face!

It's not a real blowjob unless there's facefucking and cock slapping

It's not cheating if you don't get caught