You call that a cock? Perhaps you do deserve to be a beta if

Baseball sucks that's why this t shirt deserves to stay off.

Baseball sucks that's why this t shirt deserves to stay off.

Baseball sucks that's why this t shirt deserves to stay off.

Baseball sucks that's why this t shirt deserves to stay off.

Baseball sucks that's why this t shirt deserves to stay off.

Baseball sucks that's why this t shirt deserves to stay off.

But wait! There's MORE! *Insert smarmy infomercial voice here*

Headed up to Columbus now seeing if there are any single or married

I know 90% of guys are ass over tits but surely there's some

There's no shame in using sex toys to get off. In fact, there's

With tits that bounce like this, do I deserve to be kidnapped