I may not have 20/20 vision but i do suck dick like a pro

Not sure if this counts but it made me and probably all men suffer

i may not have lega for day but i have boobs for centuries

i may not have lega for day but i have boobs for centuries

I may not have the biggest titties but I make up for it in enthusiasm

I may not have the biggest tits, but at least they're cute and

I may not have the biggest tits, but at least they're cute and

I may not have the biggest tits, but at least they're cute and

Not really an effective squeegee but it feels good.

I may not have a six-pack, but I have a fur coat

I may not have a six-pack, but I have natural milkers

I may not have the perfect body but I can put it to better use