My friend went on a tour and asked me to keep an eye on his wife,

My friend invited me for a sleepover. I was joking with his sister

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Indian women kept their race pure from colonials with their natural

You have to listen to this

Are you a Lannister who pays his debt?

I can watch ‘em bounce all day

Think before you kiss your mom next time

Your girlfriend keeps bragging about her great skills in bed.

One plus one is four

Ever wondered why your girl takes so long to park?

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