original post: https://redd.it/pgl287
Why go out to eat when you can eat me out at home?
dirtysmall by AnnaPlusOne
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Why would you invest to charities when you can invest in me?
Why go to the bathroom when you can pee all over the floor 💦
Why wait? When you can have me now, check my profile to see more
Why go to the club when you have your personal bitch at home
Why go out when we have a twerking slip and slide at home
Why go to the beach when you can have waves crash up on you at
