You can't measure up to your wifes preferences... but he can.

She hurt you the last time you stood up to her, so....

She hurt you the last time you stood up to her, so....

She hurt you the last time you stood up to her, so....

You picked up a MILF (43) at the bar last night and brought her

You could never measure up to a Goddess!

Can you measure up to my standards!

I really want somebody to play with my tits 🥵 Think you’re

Unless you measure up to my dildo... I SAY NO!!

You just don’t measure up to my standards

You woke up to find your mommy kissing Santa Claus under the

Do you think you're up to it? 🍑🍆