"Are you back from the d...date? How did it go, m-mom..?"

"Hey, skank!" is the kind of thing your sister hears all the

"Congrats on getting promoted AGAIN, mommy! Of course there's

"What do you mean 'no more rooms'? Don't like to me, you runt!

Mom doesn't talk about her career as a b-movie actress all that

Your little sister sure showed him! (source: DEBT4K)

Congratulations: you have more pretty women in the family than

10k MEMBERS. CONGRATULATIONS!

When the "party" is over, she always sleeps like a log

my tits are now legal!! congratulations!

Your older sister at her new job (girl: Jeny Smith)

Everyone knows your scary neighbor's been fucking your 19 y/o