What are you doing that you're not here eating me up rn daddy?

You're not here with me and that's lame. [F]

Baby, what sucks is that you're not here :(

Baby, what sucks is that you're not here :(

Baby, what sucks is that you're not here :(

What my night looks like tonight… too bad you’re not here

You’re not here for the caption, are you?

You’re not here for the caption

The only “daddy issues” I have is that you’re not 1 of

you're not here so I guess i'll have to spank myself

Does it seem fair to you that you're not here spanking my butt?

My number one rule is that you're not wearing a condom