This Is Why She Is The Best

This is why she is one of the greatest of all time.

This is why the I piece is the worst piece

This is why you’re the best sissy gooner around!

This is why doggy is the best position

This is why the dads like to come when I host the play dates

This is why takeovers or the people who attend them suck, and

This is why sun dress season is the best

This is why my husband is always happy to lick my fingers when

This is why the mouth is the best part of the body

This is why she is the best...

This is why I’m the neighborhood milf 😏