HMFT after I nosedive onto the riverbank

HMFT after I help reign in this camel.

HMFT after I show off on my bike

HMFT After another driver goes through a red light

HMFT after a bull picks me up by the jaw

HMFT after I hang off the balcony when her husband comes home

HMFT after I cross the road in a wheelchair

HMFT after I go through some light tubes and sever a major artery!

HMFT after I lose my lose my hand to stupidity

HMFT after I fall on an upside down stool

HMFT after I blow up the garage... and everything

HMFT after I do some parkour..