original post: https://redd.it/au1b2m
Need a laugh? Apparently you have to be smarter than the dildo to use it.
BBWGW by ThePrettyLovely
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You have to be a ball to read the ball
you have to be in the hood to get head like this mrsfeedme
If you wanna fuck me, you have to be bigger than my toy.
You have to be a good boy if you wanna be next
It started off with you simping over e girls, now your addiction
You have to be very careful with your cock in the beginning because
Be smarter than the shoe box
to have fun you have to be two people…and i’m alone🙈
you'll have to take it till the last inch of it
you have to eat it on the first date
you have to bring more than that cocklette if you want to satisfy