if you weren't a fan of slow jobs before, you are now :)

if you weren’t such a loser, maybe you’d be able to see them

If you weren’t such an asshole when you’re drinking maybe

If you weren't a fan of latex, I hope you are now ;)

If you weren't a fan of latex, I hope you are now ;)

If you weren't a fan of latex, I hope you are now ;)

If you weren't supposed to put things in your ass, then it wouldn't

If you weren't at my gym this morning this is what you missed...

If you weren’t thirsty before, you definitely are now

If you weren't a slut before, you're about to be

If you weren’t a size queen already, this BWC will make you

If you were dating a girl but wanted to make money sitting on