If my hole isn’t winking afterwards it’s just not big enough

If spit isn’t dripping then it’s not getting done right

The sex chair

If the dildo isn’t big enough, put it in backwards!

If the creampie isn’t this big, I don’t want it

If the load isn’t this big, I don’t want it

If my throat isn’t bruised then we need to try again

If the spit isn’t running, it’s not a great blowjob

if I'm in a collar, then it's game time

If the neighbors aren’t concerned then I don’t want it

If the remote is 8 inches then how long is my cock

If the load isn't this big, I don't want it