original post: https://redd.it/p8kt89
Don't answer the phone
shitposting by WorldWarWhatNow
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Life Lesson #263: Never selfie with the trigger phone.
It's been three hours since your mom went to your bully's house
“Sorry babe I can’t answer the phone right now can I call
Hey there, just wanted to let you know that if you want to talk
I had just moved and soon realized my weird neighbor had a crush
My husband came early from work and caught me down on my knees
Your mom and your bully had snuck away at a party to the bathroom
