Only thing missing is your [f]ace.

Move your [F]ace closer 🍑

Would you let me sit on your (f)ace?

Any redditor [f]ace to bounce?

Your [f]ace belongs here.

I need your [F]ace right here for hours

I can make it clap on your [f]ace, if you want

Can I sit on your [F]ace after stretching?

need a [f]ace to bounce this on... any volunteers?

Do you like it enough to put your [f]ace in it

Taking [f]ace dancing requests from all the nice guys

I’ll put it right in your [f]ace