When you show Attenborough nudes of your gf

Remember to check your milk when coming home from family Christmas

English weather

NSFW just a bird of prey having it’s breakfast.

When a Seagull gets more action than you

Poll: Old McDonald has a what?! I (Northerner) hear something

Seen on a street in Dollis Hill NW London....

Who said romance is dead?

A very nice voicemail regarding council tax spending

Is that your Mrs?

Just some casual old lady filth on the brain :)

When your local takeaway's cheesy chips is on point 👌

Biscuit and Brew break