When social distancing means you can’t have the real thing

Can i be the first thing you fuck this year? 🙏

Can I do the same thing to you? Please, be honest.

Can I do the same thing to you? Please, be honest.

Can I do the same thing to you? Please, be honest.

Let's do the real thing [F] 😈💦

Can I be the first thing you “do” this morning?

Can I do the same thing on you? 😇

Sucking while fucking. We need the real thing!

This will do, when I can’t get the real thing

Well you can't have the real thing all the time... 🍆

When I can't get the real thing I'll settle for the machine to