is the seat on your face taken or should i sit somewhere else?

is the seat on your face taken?

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken?

is the seat on your face available?

is the seat on your face available?

Is the seat on your face taken?

Is the seat on your lap taken?

Is the seat on your lap taken?

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

is the seat on your face available?

is the seat on your face available?

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)