My parents are having sex three times a day while I'm locked

theres a snake in my boot

My sis threw this big party at our house. I was basically locked

My roommate fell asleep in my room and honestly that’s not

My roommate fell asleep in my room and honestly that’s not

there's a ghost in my room

My stepdad snuck in my room to give me loads in my mouth

My stepdad snuck in my room to give me loads in my mouth

My dad was across the country on some kind of business trip when

My father is aware of what I do in my room, so he won't mind

There's an earthquake in my room!🤭

There’s a monster in my Versace