I may not be the colonel but this is still [f]inger licking good!

Must Be Jelly ‘Cause Jam Don’t Shake, It’s Not Your Birthday

Must Be Jelly ‘Cause Jam Don’t Shake, It’s Not Your Birthday

It might not be your birthday but I still brought you cake ;)

I may not be your big titty goth girlfriend, but I can be your

It might not be your birthday but I still brought you cake ;)

I may not be a genie, but I'd love to rub your lamp as your favorite

It might not be your birthday but I still brought you cake ;)

May not be Titty Tuesday, but when has that stopped us from showing

Happy Father's Day! I may not be your daughter but this big boobs

I may not be a mother but I can still be your mommy 😈

May not be the biggest but they’re beautiful