You were riding on cloud nine while your friend wasn't so lucky.

I hope my friends didn’t notice I wasn’t wearing panties

[wife] But wasn't he there to snake the drain?

I thought my husband was cheating on me with our neighbor’s

If you touch her nicely she'll bloom 🌹 I wonder if anyone

Mummy don’t know daddy’s getting hot At the body shop Doing

(he/him) Do you think the doctor liked what he saw today in his

I'm feeling lucky today

Got lucky today meeting a fellow redditor today ❤️😅 it

POV: You're lucky today

Close call for me, the Acura wasn't so lucky.

My mouth got lucky today