Is that a lightsaber in your pants, or are you just really happy

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to

Wiggling my butt cos I’m happy to see you

No it’s not a bottle in my pants I’m just happy to see you😉

Wagging my tail because I'm happy to see you

Wagging my tail because I'm happy to see you

Is that a stick in ur pants? Or are u happy to see me?

Could be a wrench in my pocket or I’m happy to see you.